We need to let them know we're coming, amigo. North Koreans won't be reading about it on the front cover of
Juche News. We want them to be pointing upwards, open-mouthed, as orange Tomahawks streak across the coast to hit targets inland.
Talking about sending a message, defectors say Kim Jong-Il is an obsessive Net head, who runs searches on his own name to see what Westerners are saying about him. Who knows? He might even log onto FR.
Ahem. Dear Leader? This could be you.