[zeaal]

Gore wakes up every morning with a fun little dance in his step. He goes downstairs to breakfast with Tipper singing, "I am NOT the President, I am NOT the President, hoo-rah for me, hoo-rah for me, I am NOT the President!" Al Gore is wildly happy that he is NOT the President right now. Otherwise, the signs at the anti-war protest (assuming Gore would know how to handle the Iraqi situation) would read DOWN With GORE!

[Indy Pendance]

DOWN With GORE!

*slap*

Sorry, just had to wake you up. Here, have a coffee....