[Dr Warmoose]

Mohammed is looking all over the Islamic heaven trying to find 72 virgins...

Question: When a female sacrifices her life in jihad, does that make her a lesbian, or does she get 72 horny young men out chasing her?

[tessalu]

No, the women do not turn into lesbians under Mohammed's plan, and they only get to watch their husbands with the 72 virgins. And if they are not married, Mohammed will marry them off to some single guy, so no one will get left out.