[max_rpf]

Any idea where I can buy a UN or French flag doormat? I would love to put one in my hallway.

[Conservative Iowan]

I like the doormat idea. Maybe sell them to conservative livestock farmers who can wipe their manure covered boots on them.

[tom h]

"FRENCH FLAG HERE FOR APPROPRIATE PRINT-OUT AND, ER, FURTHER USE"

I need some more toilet paper for the hall bathroom ...