Dutch artist to marry herself

Ananova ^ | February 14, 2003 | Ananova

[Protagoras]

She will give herself an STD, separate, then runover herself with her Mercedes.

If she goes missin after fishin, who do we suspect?

[Sloth]

Couple of Hoes getting married...

[You Dirty Rats]

"I'm schizophrenic and so am I"

[connectthedots]

One of their songs, probably by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner, was about marrying oneself. The best line in the song was about how it was alright because you'd be marrying someone of the same religion.

You would also be having sex with someone you love.

[Dead Dog]

Clamb digging?

[KarlInOhio]

Ms Hoes said she doesn't rule out a more conventional wedding at some stage in the future.

"But I will never divorce myself. I don¹t want to become emotionally dependent from another for not being in balance with myself. This marriage is really for better or for worse," she added.

At least she isn't ruling out polygamy.

[Bluntpoint]

"If she goes missin after fishin, who do we suspect?"

Gee, I would imagine most of her friends have a fishy smell.

[arly]

Is this lady any relation to Alec Baldwin or George Clooney by chance?

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[The_Reader_David]

Somehow this reminds me of the show-business saying: "If you can't sing, can't dance, and can't act, you can still be a performance artist."

Obviously the "self-wedding" is intended as an ephemeral work of art to make the spectators, including those who read the announcement, consider the nature of love, marriage and self.

It's pretty feeble as art, but not a sign of moral decay. Just ignore her and she'll go away.

[Veggie Todd]

Stop it, or you'll go blind.

Uh, Dad....I'm over here.

[doug from upland]

Wow. This could be a publicity coup for Burger King. She could meet Scott Ritter there for a photo op. While he Ritters himself, she could Ritter herself.

[ErnBatavia]

Let's not ask what the honeymoon will involve.

"Menage a Uno" no doubt

[RansomOttawa]

For this we liberated Holland?

For this and, until relatively recently, legal child pornography . . .

[Emeraldgold]

If she goes on a date, is that cheating?

[SamAdams76]

To help her celebrate her marriage to herself, I'm going to go out and buy myself a present.

[and the horse you rode in on]

Probably be best if she just lives with herself for a few years until she/they are sure.

[lafroste]

I really don't see what the big deal is. Lots of guys do the same thing...

Do you take this hand to be your lawfully wed hand?
To have and to Hold, and hold, and hold...

Hey its Valentines day so bring yourself some flowers, maybe a nice candlelight dinner for one

[Larry Lucido]

How exciting. I'll bet the bride is just beside herself!