The one who bought lederhosen for a neighbor's son and "touched" him.
God only knows what that Mr. Roberts would do.
I think it was a Firesign Theatre skit, I haven't heard it since the days of LP's but it was hysterical. Now I'm getting on ebay to see if I can find a copy.
Nope -- it's from an absolutely hilarious (but raunchy) National Lampoon album from the 70's called That's Not Funny -- That's Sick!