To: blackdog
Heinlein's First Law: Never throw bags of sh*t at an armed man.
Heinlein's Second Law: Never stand next to anyone who is throwing bags of sh*t at an armed man.
8 posted on
02/13/2003 11:22:45 AM PST by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: BlueLancer
Heinlein's Third Law: "Never Act So As To Be Mistaken For a Bag of $&!t"....
35 posted on
02/13/2003 12:36:11 PM PST by
tracer
(/b>)
To: BlueLancer
Actually, they're Niven's First and Second Laws, not Heinlein's.
42 posted on
02/13/2003 1:32:24 PM PST by
Poohbah
(Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
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