[joesnuffy]

After eating several French and German ecotourists the Lions declared "Tastes just like chicken with two left wings"

[finnman69]

When I went on Safari in Kenya, a couple of nights in the Masai Mara scred the hell out of me. I could hear the lions screaming right out side my tent. Our tent was very close to a flimsy electric fence.

They know where the food is.

[ProudEagle]

Thanks for the laugh this morning. I needed that. There is poetic justice in the world after all. Now, if we could just arrange a PETA trip...

[EggsAckley]

Obviously someone forgot the "please don't feed the lions" signs.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Now if we can get whales to attack Greenpeace activists and get trees to fall on tree huggers we'll get a little peace.

[Destructor]

I didn't realize that Lions ate s**t!

[DainBramage]

""The lions reportedly lick their rears afterwards to get the taste out of their mouths"

[sheltonmac]

The most famous attack on humans occurred in 1898 when two lions terrorised railway workers building a bridge over Kenya's Tsavo River, killing and eating nearly 30 people.

You can read about that incident in The Man-Eaters of Tsavo, by Col. J. H. Patterson. That book inspired the movie The Ghost and the Darkness, starring Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas. It is, in my opinion, one of the best "man vs. nature" movies ever made.

[StriperSniper]

Related?;-)

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Damn ..... misread title .... thought it said Euro-tourists.

[expatpat]

The eco-tourists are generally good eating, I'm told. Their flesh is nice and tender, since few of them have ever done any real work.

[Mr. Jeeves]

The most famous attack on humans occurred in 1898 when two lions terrorised railway workers building a bridge over Kenya's Tsavo River, killing and eating nearly 30 people.

If the recent National Geographic article is correct, it was more like 130.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

There was a joke I read recently... can't remember where. "I've started a vegetarian diet. Problem is, they're harder to catch than cows and the meat is stringier."

[HumanaeVitae]

(cue cheesy Elton John Music) "...It's the Circle of Life"...

[mhking]

Lunch? (Pets Eating Tasty Activists Alert!)

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[AntiGuv]

"It may all be too much for a lion to resist."

Yup...

[TheGrimReaper]

Note to Ted Kennedy:
Kenya needs you ... NOW!

[AdA$tra]

After eating several French and German ecotourists the Lions declared "Tastes just like chicken with two left wings"

They especially like the wine and cheese fattened surrender monkeys from France. Easy prey for just about anything or anybody.

[and the horse you rode in on]

All the people involved in the "Born Free" stupidity eventually ended up as Entrees

[RichInOC]

I'm so tempted to post the drinking song about the Wild West Show and the five-hundred-pound Bengal Tiger, but it would be incredibly tasteless...apparently unlike the tourists.