[Taxbilly]

Let's do more than annoy the French.

Let's send him a white feather.

President Jacques Chirac, Palais de Elysee, 75000, Paris

[Gaelic]

Those swamp canaries haven't changed since the days they were in league with the Barbary Pirates and later colonized the Barbary States.Give a Frenchman a rifle and he'll build a monument to it.