[maxwell]

Panthos (enters): "Alark, a staveth dost thou pass?"
Peretinitus (already there): "Aye, aye, and a knavest staveth to the end!"
Bursitus (falling from the ceiling): Tis well, tis well."

LMFAO! Ah, I remember that passage... 'Twas from that lil' known work Two Gentlemen from Verona: Homo and Mullet, or All's Well, Tight Ends Well...

[Richard Kimball]

Thanks a lot guys. It's nice to know I'm funny when I've been drinking too much. What really bugs me is Dave Barry figured out how to get paid for doing this.