[Cagey]

Ward had been drinking Sunday night when he asked Smith to help peel a turnip..

I'm just wondering why a guy would get loaded on a Saturday night and then want a turnip.

[Cagey]

...errrr, I see it was Sunday night. That explains it now.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm reminded of my favorite British comedy, Blackadder

It is set during the Inquisition........and Blackadder's religious zealot of an aunt comes for dinner...... they are having turnips and she admonishes him for suggesting they be cooked......she want to eat it "as God intended"...... but later she notices that it looks "exactly like a thingy"........lol

Hey, I don't write this stuff.........