[rface]

The Is-There-A-Run-On-Duct-Tape-Yet?

most of us already have a roll - I got a few rolls, you want me to send you one?

[Cabbages and Kings]

I live in a small town - 75 killed in rush on hardware store in an apparent attempt to corner the market on duct tape! the local sheriff and the "Inter-Galatic Itelligence Service" is investigating. Ted Kennedy said it was influenced by right-wing fanatics!