[NeonKnight]

I own a hardware store...I haven't sold any duct tape today, but I have sold some plastic.

Remember to buy the expensive 6 mil plastic...in fact, I think you should cover your whole house with it, just to be safe.

I also have the expensive, 200 MPH Nascar duct tape. I wouldn't bet my life on the cheap stuff.

You will also be needing a box of nails, and some dust masks.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

And maybe some really expensive new locks, and a new drill and some jigsaw blades. Not to mention this really great new Dremel kit....

Now you know why my wife forbids me to visit the Home Depot, and why all employees know me by name.

[Hank Rearden]

I own a hardware store...I haven't sold any duct tape today, but I have sold some plastic.

Remember to buy the expensive 6 mil plastic...

You will also be needing a box of nails, and some dust masks.

How 'bout them rabbit-feet keychain thingies you hardware-store guys (bless you) have next to the cash registers? Did Ridge say we'd be needing any of those?

And what about the Tootsie Rolls in the bucket next to the rabbit-feet keychain thingies? Necessary for The War on Terrorism? Sure hope so. I wanna be prepared.

Going to the hardware store on Saturday is sorta like going to church for some of us.