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French to Send Surrender Advisors to Iraq
BrokenNewz ^
| 12/10/2002
| William Grim
Posted on 02/11/2003 10:25:32 AM PST by SAMWolf
Paris - In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces.
"Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories."
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; french; iraq
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:25:32 AM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: souris; AntiJen; Victoria Delsoul; MistyCA; SpookBrat; SassyMom; bentfeather; GatorGirl; ...
(((Ping)))
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:26:00 AM PST
by
SAMWolf
(To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
To: SAMWolf
Ah, the Fraincious de Surendia, I love the smell of humility in the morning!
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:37:03 AM PST
by
exnavy
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To: SAMWolf; hobbes1; CholeraJoe; xsmommy
Supercillious French Alert
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:38:52 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Saddam is playing hide the scud with Chirac and Schroder)
To: Take Some Responsibility
Best accomplished with a 4.5 centimetre broken broomstick and womens bloomers, clean of coarse.
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:41:01 AM PST
by
exnavy
To: dubyaismypresident
We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories."
LOL :-) Funny stuff!
To: philosofy123

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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posted on
02/11/2003 10:46:00 AM PST
by
SAMWolf
(To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: SAMWolf
ROTFLOL!
Thanks! You picked the right day to post a much needed "funny"!
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posted on
02/11/2003 11:07:50 AM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(I heart "New" Europe.)
To: SAMWolf
:)
If it doesnt take, they can stay on as human shields.
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To: SAMWolf
Having too much fun on the expesense of the French! I love the French, but I have no defence of their opposition to our initiative in Iraq.
To: SAMWolf
Pictured here is the General Francois Le Petite leading his troops
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posted on
02/11/2003 12:45:18 PM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(God Bless our Military, God Bless President George W. Bush and God Bless America!)
To: SAMWolf
As I read on an earlier FR post, if Iraq declared war on France, which side would you take?
To: Johnny Gage

The French Army in WWII
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posted on
02/11/2003 12:49:03 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
To: SAMWolf
LOL!
"We French are ze world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories."
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL!
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posted on
02/11/2003 6:23:13 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
To: Fair Paul
LOL! That'd be fun to watch, both sides trying to surrender to the other!
Hey! We surrendered first!
NO! We did.
Did Not!
Did Too!!
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posted on
02/11/2003 6:24:30 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
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