[maxwell]

Paper plates??? Spirits of ammonia?? Changes of clothing???!

Look, chickie, all you need is a fifth of Cuervo and a backup carton of Marlboros. Make sure you don't smoke the Marlboros beforehand.

Wellll okay, maybe TWO fifths of Cuervo.

[and the horse you rode in on]

Look, chickie, all you need is a fifth of Cuervo and a backup carton of Marlboros. Make sure you don't smoke the Marlboros beforehand.
Wellll okay, maybe TWO fifths of Cuervo.

Yep.
If I am going to die anyway I am sure as Hell gonna start smoking again.