[thinden]

too bad ol NDCORUP (RIP) is not around to add to fema's impressive list of "homeland security" devices.

of course what you'd prolly expect from him is:
1. build an earth bermed bunker for a house.
2. stockpile plenty of ammo (and a few ceegars).
3. move a few old cars out front to block the field of fire.

[thinden]

on further thought, ND might have included something like this in his survival kit:

School bus bodies are great multi-purpose accessories for your survival bunker. Double as Chicken Coops until the balloon goes up!

the wisdom of the Ozarks speaks for himself.