[Darnright]

"Most cockers are good only for peeing on the floor whenever they get excited."

Which is why, when the kid wanted a Cocker, we got an English Cocker. She's far more "birdy" (you have to watch her around the parakeet) and she's got a heck of a nose. She's able to track really well, and hopefully will one day get her tracking title if I ever get off my duff and work with her. She's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but she has the best of intentions.

[Mamzelle]

Why not a springer spaniel?