[martin_fierro]

Yeech - those Dune books have to be THE most boring series I ever tried to read. And I'll read damn near anything.

Ol' Blue Eyes PING <|;)~

[Paul Atreides]

Daniela Amavia as Alia

[coydog]

CRYSTAL GALE KILLED FRANK HERBERT
Parody lyrics by Tom Smith

TTO: "You Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

The Spice Melange, it's so sugary sweet,
I sprinkle some over all I eat,
It's addictive too!
And don't it make my brown eyes blue!

Dad got control over all that Spice,
So Baron Harkonnen had him iced,
Tried to kill me too!
And don't it make my brown eyes blue!

So me and my mother ran away across Dune,
Got found by the Fremen not a moment too soon,
They said it'd be easier to leave us behind,
But if we went with them it'd 'stillsuit' them fine!

So now we're dreamin' of a huge Jihad,
And the Fremen all think I'm God,
Maybe I do too!
And don't it make my brown eyes, don't it make my brown eyes, don't it make my brown eyes blue!