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OK, Here is my lame attempt.
Dedicated parody to France...
From "Les Miserables"
"Master of the House" MME.Thenardier:

How I used to dream,
That I would visit France.
But Lord help me,
What has happened since?

That Jaques Chiraque,
Isn’t worth our spit.
Traitorous appeaser,
And a back-stabbing s#it!

Cunning little brains,
They’re no Voltaire.
Brag about Le Louvre,
But I really don't care.

What a lousy bunch of traitors,
Friend to that Saddam Hussein.
How I hope we never;
Try saving those bastards again!

(work in progress...)
original...
I used to think,
That I would meet a prince
But God Almighty,
Have you seen what's happened since?
`Master of the house?
' Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher'
- and lifelong s#it!
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature
Landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted
Living with this bastard in the house!