[sultan88]

Mornin' MUD. Wow, you've displayed a burst of energy this morning, like I've not seen in a long while.

Myself, I am "dog" sick with something. Think I'll go back to bed as the snow and ice head our way.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lies of a Traitor"
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")

When I think about the TREASON Slick aided...
Bills' lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Media is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But CeegahBoy's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!

As I look back on Reagan's Legacy...
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
Slick thinks that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boy, Bill's a puppet for Beijing!!!

Today, we'll take on DeeCee...
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Slick'll just fall at MUD's feet...
And then Slick'll begin to cry...

Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Bill...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive that PUNK crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]

Well, Bill knows that we're onto his "Sting"...
Slick's spyin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Oh, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Bill lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Slick's a Chinese Agent!*]
Let Bill feel the Power of FReep...
Slick'll cry like a baby!! [Slick's justa Traitor!!*]

[*FReeperGal Chorus]

Sing it, Ladies...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"a burst of energy"

LOL...yeah, I've been busier at work than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest and have missed FReepin'...thanks fer helpin' to keep the Black threads bumped with interestin' stories. Are you in fer that 23 March FReep at St. John's Church?!

FReegards...MUD