He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!
You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
Whorealdo a'kissin' the Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!
Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
DemRATS' tool, hidin' Communist spies!!
Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our "Leader"...he'd just have his way!!
When yer Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!
Still, Rush Limbaugh would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and ALL Prez'dent's LIE!!
Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down that Ol' Coastal Road.
And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its headline...
"FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON SHALL DIE!!"
Sure, Ol' Mudboy had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"
Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies!!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Alright, folks, how's that for the Jimmy-the-Greek prediction of the Century...over the next twelve months, the House Republicans get around to RE-IMPEACHING Bill Clinton for TREASON (ChinaGate) and ABUSE OF POWER (Kosovo, etal.)...at which point, the Democratic Senators have a decision to make going into the November, '04 elections, "Do I blindly support Corruption and Political Decadence at the highest levels of our Federal Guv'ment just because it's being committed by a member of my own Party...or do I cut my losses and come to the long-overdue realization that I will never, EVER, be able to live down my elitist, unpatriotic "Vote To Acquit" a known Felon, Rapist, and Traitor to the Greatest Nation in the History of Mankind?!!"
Those Democratric Senators who choose the wrong path will be summarily dismissed in the upcoming elections...or in '06...or in '08...FReepers have loooooooooooooong memories!!!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)