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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
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| 10 February 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists' Cow!!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUD's House,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!
SlixMYbitch...MUD
721
posted on
02/20/2003 9:51:50 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: Cyber-Band
"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"
Richmond Times-Dispatch
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim
"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!
After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.
By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.
The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.
The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
(For discussion purposes only)
Posted by: Mudboy Slim (
Clinton_is@War.Criminal) 1 06/15/1999 06:46:57 PDT
SlixMYbitch...MUD
722
posted on
02/20/2003 9:55:49 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Hey, thanks for the serenade!
723
posted on
02/20/2003 10:17:19 AM PST
by
Ligeia
(NO yellow ribbons! Red, White and Blue are the colors of righteous anger! Red, White and Blue ONLY)
To: Mudboy Slim
Good lyrics Mud.
Charlie Daniels is a very patriotic guy, as I'm sure you're aware. They turned his song down for the tribute to 9/11 attack. Do you recall the details? Seems like they thought his lyrics were "controversial" or something.
BTW, I had attended his concert back in '77 (geez, I'm getting old) with Charlie Daniels playing that fiddle like a madman. He wore this huge cowboy hat, biggest one I've ever seen...you couldn't see his face at all, under it!
It was quite the memorable performance. Nice to see he is still going strong.
Fregards- FBD
724
posted on
02/20/2003 10:42:53 AM PST
by
FBD
To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Ligeia; Cyber-Band; Taxman; tet68; A Navy Vet; JustPiper
"This Blessed Ground!!" (To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "My Hometown")
I was six years old, American flag in my hand...
Dockside, watched that ship return my Pa from Viet Nam.
Ma cried, then laughed, 'cuz he'd made it through it...
We cheered as Dad's feet touched ground...
He tousled my hair, said, "Son, take a good look around...
This here's Blessed Ground, and it's your home now,
Do your Country proud, this is your hometown!"
Back in Ninety-Five, Prez'dent's tellin' lies and breakin' rules!
Political fights between The Wrong and The Right...
Networks treat us like we're fools.
As Justice obstructs, Clinton passes the buck,
While sellin' secrets to Commie scum...
Algore grasps their illegal cash, sordid times had come...
To our Country...Won't you see? Liberty, it ain't free!!
Now White House's stonewallin' Congress, showin' no remorse...
Seems like there ain't nobody values Character no more.
Still, we're closin' in to prove Slick's guilt, while Elitists fret...
FReepers say, "These Bums're already TOAST, they just don't know it YET!!"
It's our turn now, let's show 'em how...
To devolve Power, to your hometown.
So, Right, don't delay, seize the day, condemn Bill's Tyranny!
Forcin' out these crooks, it's our destiny!
I'm Thirty-Nine, got two kids of my own now...
Last night, set 'em up o'erlookin' the Sea..
I said, "Kids, take a good look around...this here's Blessed Ground!"
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Please pardon the vanity; however, with two young children, my wife and I don't get to the movies much anymore and I'm just getting around to watching "Saving Private Ryan." I must say, while I can't stand Spielberg's politics, he does tell one Hell of a story. As coincidence would have it, we rented this movie on Memorial Day weekend, and I was floored by the sacrifice our forefathers made in the fight against Tyranny and Injustice. My hat is off to all those Freepers out there who have fought in defense of our Country and our Liberty, as well as those who have lost loved ones in the line of duty. To quote Abraham Lincoln, "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice on the Altar of Freedom."
And to those of you who are losing heart in our ongoing battle against Tyranny and Injustice in our own Country, please remember the sacrifices our predecessors made...and realize that Bill Clinton is no match for the progeny of our honored forebears.
MUD
Posted by: Mudboy Slim (fight4justice) 1 05/28/1999 22:36:48 PDT
FRom the archives...MUD
725
posted on
02/20/2003 12:39:59 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: KLT; Cyber-Band; M. Thatcher; conservativemusician; M Kehoe
"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")
Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!
CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Some very kewl guitar jammin')
My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!
CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
(Mo' betta guitar jammin')
Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!
Mudboy Slim
18 posted on 11/20/2002 3:31 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
726
posted on
02/20/2003 1:20:10 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: poet
"Freedom" Our forefathers knew so well
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty
It took awhile to get it right
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree
We were warned to be vigilant and wise
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought
We were fortunate to have such men
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock
Ah, liberty! What a delicious word
their pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale
There were others who guided our way
against those "who are beasts of prey
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land
Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
October 5, 1980
Great job, my FRiend...MUD
727
posted on
02/20/2003 1:37:48 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: Landru; sultan88; jla; conservativemusician; Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Grampa Dave; dead
"Coward of the Country"
(To be sung to Kenny Roger's "Coward of the County")
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.
Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!"
Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."
This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country.
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!
Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'.
The spunked dress, the Clinton Thugs were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:
"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."
Dem SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom.
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!
Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside 'im.
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,
"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"
Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
FReegards...MUD
214 posted on 12/13/2001 11:03 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
728
posted on
02/20/2003 1:48:39 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: sultan88; Ragtime Cowgirl; Landru; Snow Bunny; backhoe; WatchNKorea; leadpenny
"Can't You See?!!"
(To be sung to Marshall-Tucker Band's "Can't You See")
(Mudboy on lead fife, BigMan on Lead Guitar)
We're gonna 'rase the Left's stain, focus our Enragement, folks...
Right don't care fer Slick's 'HO's.
Gonna climb us a mountain, the highest mountain, Lord,
Gonna sing out, make all the Sheeple know!!
Can't you see...woah, can't you see...
What them Lib'rals, Lord, they been doin' to me?
Can't you see, can't you see...
That DemLib'rals been killin' the Meek?!
Gonna find me...Slick's 'Ho' TerryMac...
Gonna taunt that punk to fight!!
Slick Willie's pal, femme li'l ClintonPUNK...
He gonna wish he would die!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals, folks, loathe our Liberty?!
(BigMan pickin' on the guitar)
Gonna smite me some Lib'rals now...Gonna Take me a Stand...
Gotta stay on the Attack!!
Got me a Band now...our next gig's Rush Limbaugh's Show...
Twenty Mill...Left they'll attack!!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
(Guitar-jammin'...)
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Can't you see, ohhhhhh...can't you see...
That them Lib'rals, Lord, they just hate you and me?!
Can't you see, can't you see...
That Dem Lib'rals loathe our Liberty?!
Work in progress...MUD
389 posted on 12/19/2001 11:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
729
posted on
02/20/2003 2:03:26 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
MTB, huh?
Now you're talking,
Son.
Next?
Edit-edit-edit; polish-polish-polish.
...MTB has what it takes -- in spades -- to connect with the silent majority.
730
posted on
02/20/2003 2:14:10 PM PST
by
Landru
To: Landru
Thanks, mi hermano grande...I've been too busy to pen much new stuff lately, but I'm really lookin' forward to finding the time to FReep lots more MTB and Allman Brothers and Skynyrd!! What'chu been playin' on the guitar lately?!
FReegards...MUD
731
posted on
02/20/2003 2:20:08 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(The Alleged "Peaceniks" Are Simply Soddom's Useful Idiots!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
"What'chu been playin' on the guitar lately?!"Listen, I'm no where in the same league as your friend the (professional) guitar player, Mud.
I'm still studying fundamental music theory, scales, modes, keys.
Not to find out "where" I might fit in, music-wise; rather, "if."
Understand?
I'm infinitely better listening to fine guitarists.
The likes of Toy *or* Tommy Caldwell, Wes Montgomery, Dwayne Allman, Dicky Betts, Warren Haynes, SRVaughan, George Benson, Roy Buchanan, Les Paul, Russell Malone, Larry Carlton, Jeff Baxter (to name only a handful) are a true inspiration to me & I hold each and every one in the highest esteem.
But I'm not kidding anyone -- & least of all myself -- either, in thinking I'll ever approach any single one of those guys.
That *perspective* was something I recently acquired about myself.
An unintended consequence of dreaming I suppose one could call it.
So between my martial arts & now this damned cold?
I've simply not had the ambition to pick up either the Gibson or Martin.
Damned shame, a waste of a couple fine intruments.
...talk about, "The thrill is gone."
732
posted on
02/20/2003 3:26:19 PM PST
by
Landru
To: Mudboy Slim
Don't know any Sam Cooke stuff.
To: Landru
"Not to find out "where" I might fit in, music-wise; rather, "if." "
Everybody fits in.
My students range in age from 9 to 63, listen to all kinds of music, and want something different out of playing.
The key is to play like you. Nevermind Wes, Larry, Dickie, Skunk, and the rest of them(all monsters IMHO). Those are the guys you STEAL from. Whether it's a chord, a lick, tone, or anything else you like about them. Believe me, I've ripped off every one of them. I'm still using stuff from Dickie I learned in high school. Wes was a freak of nature. The guy played with his thumb, for pete's sake! Larry was studying Wes when he was 6 yrs. old! You can't put yourself up against any of them, just like you can't put them up against each other.
If you're studying theory, make it a practical application for the instrument. Forget modes. Learn the major scales up and down the neck and the corresponding chords. Get the SOUND of the chords in your ear, the modes follow without intense study. For instance, play an E minor chord followed by a C major scale. That is the SOUND of phrygian(think Metallica). Try playing an E major chord followed by a C# minor pentatonic scale, that is the sound of DICKIE!
Don't let it get you down, this stuff is fun. It's not as complex as it seems. Once you know a single key(I start with C),and I mean all the chords and inversions, and the scale from the open position the the 22nd fret, the rest of the keys are the SAME thing in a different place. Chin up, dude. Playin' will cure what ails ya.
BTW. What kind of Gibson you got?
To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
Jesus Is Just Alright
The Doobie Brothers
Music & Lyrics : A. Reynolds
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care where they may go
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah !
Jesus, he's my friend
I said Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand
He let me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend !
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright
I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
735
posted on
02/20/2003 9:12:39 PM PST
by
sultan88
(Liberalism is a Mental Disease)
To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
"BTW, Mud won't help me with it... said I was doin' Ok.Now, I remember the song (see above) and you were off to a GREAT start!
736
posted on
02/20/2003 9:15:22 PM PST
by
sultan88
(Liberalism is a Mental Disease)
To: conservativemusician
You're absolutely right.
(~not very likely to ever get that kind of admission from me again, so enjoy it. :o) )I've a '97 Les Paul Custom (~traditional black w/ white trim, gold hardware & abalone inlay. nice.)
The beautiful sound of Toy Caldwell (& his playing style) had a LOT to do with my acquiring the Gibson.
The Martin's not a bad instrument either, both are capable of producing a wonderful sound.
...ever hang at guitar.com, Mr.M?
737
posted on
02/21/2003 2:01:17 AM PST
by
Landru
To: sultan88
"...you were wearing your MIB official sunshades. jla, please take note of this. Do you recognize these spectacles??
What exactly are MIB glasses?
738
posted on
02/21/2003 2:04:34 AM PST
by
jla
To: Mudboy Slim
...and ordered some girl scout cookies--a coupla weeks agoSpeaking of GS cookies:
Q: How can I purchase Girl Scout cookies®?
A: The best way to purchase Girl Scout cookies® is from local Girl Scouts. To find them, contact your local Girl Scout council by:
Using the Girl Scout Council Finder
Looking in the white pages of your telephone book under "Girl Scouts." If you call the council, volunteers or staff there can help you find a cookie booth or a Girl Scout troop/group near you.
Now there's no excuse for Mud's little girl not getting flooded with orders from the U.S. residents on the Black threads.
739
posted on
02/21/2003 2:14:16 AM PST
by
jla
(Anyone not ordering cookies from JessieLee is a Clinton-lover!!)
To: sultan88
740
posted on
02/21/2003 2:18:50 AM PST
by
jla
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