"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"
..."How you English say: I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behaviour? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-handed electric donkey-bottom biters!"