Don't knock Michigan; knock Levin. Why he gets re-elected every term is a mystery to this Wolverine.
Despite being one of the longest tenured Senators on the hill, he has let Michigan become one of the lowest states in the country to receive a return on its federal tax dollars.
You'll have no problem "pooping" on the street since our roads, thanks in part to those low returns, rank 49th worst (one better than Louisiana) in the country with potholes deeper than a trailer-park outhouse.
Regards, Lenny