HIT TV SPECIAL TITLE: ~ The End ~
PROPOSED DIALOGUE:
SCENE 1:
TAMBOURINE & BALALAIKA MUSIC FILLS THE AIR...
IN THE BACKGROUND WE HEAR OUR HAPPY TRAVELERS, CHEWING ON FALAFEL BURGERS AND CHANTING....
(OK, All Together Now...Kumbaya myLord, Kumbaya....)
SADDAM [OR ANY ONE OF HIS 27 LOOK-ALIKES...] WELCOMES THEM WARMLY FROM HIS PALACE PATIO WINDOW, RIFLE IN ONE HAND AND ASS CHEEK FIRMLY GRIPPED IN ANOTHER...
THE SKY TURNS BLACK WITH CRUISE MISSILE EXHAUST FUMES & F-117's AND B-52's IN THEIR FAMOUS "WELCOME BACK" FORMATION...
THE J-DAMS START RAINING DOWN
THE GAY SONGS FILL THE AIR....
HUMAN SHIELDS UP!
A CNN REPORTER RUSHES UP TO THE BUS WINDOW WITH HIS MICROPHONE AND WE HEAR....
Kumbayaaaggghererrkkk Hack, Cough,
Writhe, Convulse,
What was tha.......
Hiccup.....
Whimper.......
Snivel......
..........
Wheeze.......
..............
...................................
.............................Stillness!
~ End ~
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I've ALREADY sent this to the Disney Channel...so DON'T get any ideas!!!
ON THE OTHER HAND...
http://iwvpa.net/stonejb/index.htm
http://www.gulfwarvets.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/002960.html100 posted on
02/08/2003 6:37:18 PM PST by
wakingtime
(OK, All Together Now...Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbayaaaggghererrkkk Hack, Cough, Stillness!)
"The HIV test alone will eliminate half of the 75 applicants right there at the border to Iraq!"
DON'T YOU GET IT?
THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE THEM ALL A FAIR SHARE!
IRAQI HOSPITALITY....AT ITS BEST.
102 posted on
02/08/2003 6:45:56 PM PST by
wakingtime
(OK, All Together Now...Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbayaaaggghererrkkk Hack, Cough, Stillness!)