[Timesink]

If the campus police would just build a little auto-guillotine into ONE of those holes, I have a feeling the problem would end very, very quickly.

[Exeter]

That's a little drastic, Timesink. I prefer a variation on the woven Chinese finger cuff. Just imagine, what goes in does NOT come back out. Then, instead of cleaning up a mess as would occur in your suggestion, a campus policeman could merely walk by the stalls in question during his rounds and knock on the door. If the occupant sounds ok, he would walk on. If however the occupant is heard to moan and beg for mercy, he would walk on...

[avenir]

"If the campus police would just build a little auto-guillotine..."

LOL!