[samtheman]

A coworker once told me about a time he sat down in a public toilet (I forget where) and he was smoking a cigarette (back in the days when ok) and he noticed an eye-ball staring at him through a hole in the stall wall and he claims he stuck his fag end in the fag's eye.

[maxwell]

he claims he stuck his fag end in the fag's eye.

LMAO! Right on, dude...