Nah the ditches aren't important. They're actually American agents, and there's a radar homing device planted in the *peace pole* to guide in US bombers and cruise missiles. These brave agents are risking their lives to help kill Saddam and flatten Baghdad, and I sure hope the Iraqi intelligence officers assigned to reading these posts and threads for intelligence info don't find that out.
I said, THE WOMEN FROM THE PEACE DELEGATION ARE US AGENTS, PLANTING HOMING BEACONS IN BAGHDAD.
There. that oughta take care of them.
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