To: MadIvan
Question: Why are there so many trees along the Champs Elysee?
Answer: So the Nazis could march in the shade.
51 posted on
02/07/2003 3:46:34 PM PST by
cerberus
To: cerberus
Why were the French women so happy when the Americans and British liberated them in WWII?
Because they finally got to meet REAL MEN who didn't call them "Fraulein".
194 posted on
02/08/2003 12:50:40 AM PST by
abishai
(Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?)
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