[spunkets]

" What's red mean? Incoming?"

That would mean they got wind of some budget cuts headed their way.

[mewzilla]

Well, I draw the line at buying SPAM. I'll die from coronary artery disease before AQ gets me. You know, if all they're going to do is tell us too run to the store, gas up, and keep an eye on family members, maybe they could just skip the press conference part. Just announce the color upgrade and be done with it.

[babygene]

" What's red mean?"

It means:

A) Incoming missiles
B) The toilets are stopped up

Either way, your in deep sh!t…