I see they mention The Circle School here in Harrisburg. My goalie (soccer) goes to that school.
Last Saturday after a tournament in Philly he came to me and said, "coach, I think I want to play in the field next week instead of goalie, it will make me feel better." Honest, he said that.
I said, "son, what the hell do you think we are practicing for today?" "We are in the PA State Indoor Cup next week and this was practice for it." "I continued, if you are not going to play goalie next week, let me know right now and please don't show up because your off the team." I continued, "Now, that outta make you feel good."
ROFLOL!!! - I use to coach soccer, that's a great line.