Ooohhh, g'nad, did you see this?
And was named after Edmund, and had no knowledge of those pesky billing records, Monica was a "right wing conspiracy" thingy, etc. etc.
I think in the old 3 network days she'd be tough to beat, but I think the playing field has leveled enough to at least give her a bit of her own medicine. Also, given her and Bubbas "tolerant" lifestyle, I don't think you can rule out a Michael Jacksonesque bombshell between now and 04.