[Norman Arbuthnot]

He just can't resist the urge to undermine President Bush. Why is he putting in his two cents on Iraq, North Korea and now Homeland Security!!!! Aghhhhhhh!!

SHUT THE F UP!!!!....JUST SHUT....YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE YOU FAT LYING JERK!!!

[Paul Atreides]

You would have thought, given the day, that Larry King would have had someone from the Reagan years on for the interview.

Instead, we get the latest installment of the Bill Clinton "I'm Still Here" World Tour.

[Quix]

Dear Lord, if it's at all workable, please, PLEASE,

let him visit a farm in say where--England--somewhere vulnerable. And let some pig or goat or some such knock him down headlong into a muddy barnyard wherein FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE is abundant.

Let his cancor sores be open and him catch a severe case of foot and mouth disease. Soooooooooooo fitting.

Short of that--let his tongue spontaneously split into two obvious forks and grow so long that it's difficult to hide the fork in his mouth.

Or, Lord, DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT WILL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT AND HIS FACE OUT OF PUBLIC VIEW, In Jesus' Name, AMEN!