To: Publius Maximus
"Hello, Saddam? Why yes, I am using the satellite phone! Thank you very much for sending it to me!"
2 posted on
02/06/2003 5:07:01 PM PST by
July 4th
To: July 4th
"Thank you for calling Saddam's Palace O Pain. If you are an Al Quada operative, press 1. If you are a Hollywood Star, press 2. UN Weapons inspectors, please use the Red Courtesy Phone we have installed in your hotel rooms. All others, press zero and an operator will be with you shortly. To repeat these options..."
4 posted on
02/06/2003 5:15:38 PM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
('I WISH, at some point, that you would address those damned armadillos in your trousers." - JustShe)
To: July 4th
"Hello, Saddam? Why yes, I am using the satellite phone! Thank you very much for sending it to me!""Why, yes, I suppose it is an American satellite - why do you ask?"
41 posted on
02/07/2003 8:36:12 AM PST by
Redbob
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