When Clinton invited Arafat to the White House to discuss peace in the Middle East, Bill made him wait an hour while he attended to his penis. Well actually, Monica did.
When Sonny Callahan phoned to discuss the safety of our troops in Bosnia, Bill had to a choice, listen responsibly or let Monica attend to his penis.
So just remember, when it came to a choice between Middle East peace and the safety of our troops versus his penis, Bill Clinton picked his penis.
Guess you like him because he makes you feel special. You know he'll pick you first.
LOL. Brilliance, pure brilliance