[Hatteras]

I don't think the scheduling of the conference mattered. My wife had the audacity to schedule one of her due dates right smack in the middle of the annual Guy's Poker Weekend at the Lake!

I left her a phone number. The phone number to the local cab company. The due date came and went. She was three weeks late!

Try to pull that stuff on me... why, I oughtta...

[Velveeta]

I left her a phone number. The phone number to the local cab company.

And you're still married? LOL