[Devil_Anse]

She must have an alibi.

Maybe she was making her rounds at the hospital nursery that day.

[KneelBeforeZod]

single mothers get a bad rap.

"If I withhold the truth,
may I go straight to Hell
where I
will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola --
where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be
strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,
where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds."

Sunday School oath ~~"The Simpsons"