[Hatteras]

"And you're still married? LOL"

16 years. And every year, at that time, I hear it all over again...."Honey, your Dad felt his poker weekend was more important than welcoming you into this world..."

We have a love/hit relationship. She just loves to hit me. Especially when I introduce her to associates and new acquaintances as "my first wife".

[Marysecretary]

I tell folks I've had two husbands, my first one and my last one! I don't ever intend to get rid of this one. He's a treasure. I could never train another one this well (smile).