[Rytwyng]

Anti-Americanism should be studied as a serious psychological affliction, a pathological condition which paralyses the mind's analytical capacity

If we're going to call it a disease, we might as well give it a name: AMERICAPHOBIA

Now... how shall we cure these Americaphobic bigots?

[agitator]

Maybe we should convene a committee to study the problem. Then let's hold some televised town meetings with a hand picked studio audience from Berkeley and Cambridge hosted by Babwa. Then legislation should be introduced mandating compulsory sensitivity training...