[He Rides A White Horse]

John Hartpence Kerry

Zing.

Ping.

[Marysecretary]

Somehow, Hartpence suits the man.

[gridlock]

I could never vote for a candidate for whom a pertinent question would be: "So, what is your real name?"

Couldn't do it for Hart. Couldn't do it for Clinton. Can't do it for Hillary!, and could never do it for Kerry.