You are accorded an A+ for being such a quick learner, and also for eliminating me in the phrasing as in the simple-minded category..:))
Now as to doing lunch, maybe tomorrow I will 'treat' you to the story about the lunch Billie and I had in 1998 with a "borrowed-while-no-one-was-looking" credit card!!
And you think Billie and I are such demure, quiet and proper creatures..:))
LOL