Uh-*UH*, Lady!
I haven't phailed...uh, *failed* yew - er, you!!
(Where the heckfire did you learn to spell?)
Your perception of this situation is grossly distorted, m'lady.
I merely stated that Billie is the *boss* and you have gone over the deep end. If I don't inform you of these matters, then who will? :-) Where have I failed you?
:-)
The Lady has her own spelling book - she and Pharmer Phil went to school together, I think. :)
Some ancient history involved here, dansy, harking back to 1998 and since.
The phirst time I saw it, it was the trademark of Phil V. - aka Pharmer Phil - and Billie and I and others morphed many words beginning with "F" into "PH" ones.
One phinished a meal - phorwarded things - back when we heard (in error) Socks C. had died on the pharm while being nursed back to health (with the help of M. Thatcher, a cat owned and lent by Lucianne Goldberg - Trixie) because he was run over on I-95 after escaping from the White House. WHEW!!
The Whitewater Days surely were phun!
I had a phlorist deliver phlowers to Phil and Da Missus - phlox and phorget-me-knots, you see, before he jumped up and continued his 7th life.
Billie and I were Backup Safe Houses, should the need arise to snatch Socks C, (Socks C.underbed@whitehouse.gov) for 'knowing too much.' He fed Phil V. all the 'scoop' on Bill & Hill, mind you.
When Billie and I held sway on the One & Only Real Freeper Island back then, one of our central Islanders was CHIEF negotiator, and he loved to fish.
Yes - he went phishing a lot, and in April 2001 when ofMagog started our Infamous Sea Sagas, I renamed his cat-at-the-time from 'Bait' to Phishbait.' It stuck.
(He and CHIEF are now phishing together from The Rainbow Bridge.)
Several of us from all those Old Thymes slip use in now and then - and smile, remembering - - -
Now, Missy, as to your "Where have I phailed yew?" question, you were supposed to bail me out after Billie hit the Abuse Button for my siding with poor Thin Man!
How're ya gonna make it up to me, HUH??