To: Michael2001
Arrgggh... What say ye mateys
To: ThreeYearLurker
The Pirate
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
To: ThreeYearLurker
Yikes! Is that really a photo this Abu Hamza guy?
15 posted on
02/04/2003 5:12:30 PM PST by
Jorge
To: ThreeYearLurker
16 posted on
02/04/2003 5:15:32 PM PST by
dennisw
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