[Corin Stormhands]

Well, if nothing else, the coalition will smell better...

[Nick Thimmesch]

Ain't this a "Man Bites Dog" headline?

[Man of the Right]

There is something to be said with having a gaggle of French women in front of our armored columns. If the wind is blowing toward Baghdad, the Iraqis will surrender and request the city be carpet-bombed with Chanel No. 5 to mask the stench.