[American Soldier]

As long taxpayers are paying college co-eds 75 bucks to insert electronic probes into their bodies and sit back to watch a porno movie, we have programs to be eliminated.

This part has me confused. What is he talking about and what does it have to do with government programs?

[Tall_Texan]

I don't know if it was publicly funded but he's referring to some study to test female sexual stimulation with some new product - sort of a Viagra for gals.

I didn't know about the $75 part but I was really wondering how many women gladly said "oh, sure!" when asked if they would mind having a probe stuck up their ( ) so a bunch of guys in lab coats could measure the effects of porno videos on them.