Do you not smoke?
See above.
Do you hate Clinton?
Do I only get to hate one? I hate all Clintons. I even hate towns named "Clinton" because they ought to know better.
Do you own a gun?
A gun? No.
Do you prefer an SUV?
If I have to haul stuff, or my dog, that won't fit on one of the motorcycles, yes.
Do you listen to talk radio while you are freeping?
Now and then.
Does the thought of a democratic-controlled anything make you want to put your fist through a wall?
Makes me want to put my fist through a democRat.
All this HTMLing was a lot of work . . . . you better be female!