[Taxman]

The disks don't even make good skeet!

[Indy Pendance]

I have heard they make good drink coasters. I remember the first time I tried aol, I must have waited forever for 'waiting for artwork to load' or something like that, on a 9600 baud modem. That lasted about a week. OK, I tried it, no thanks. But then, they insist on forcing it on you in just about every other software application.