It's called "Bizzarro World", and I actually live there. It is only thorugh some sort of time/space warp that I'm able to actually post to FreeRepublic.
My world is so strange and unusual that we give criminals rights and persecute their victims!
In Bizzarro World if a doctor terminates the life of a baby one second before the baby is born we don't call it murder.
In Bizzarro World the president of the US has been known to receive oral sex while diplomats patiently waited outside the door to conduct business.
In Bizzarro World our response to being attacked by terrorists is to decimate our own freedoms.
You should celebrate every day that you live in the normal world, and not in this strange madhouse to which I open my eyes each morning!
And let's not forget that in Bizzaro world people say we either a: attacked ourselves or b: deserved it, and more oddly still is c: all of the above.
It is, indeed, a bizzaro world.