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Thank God They're Not 911 Operators (Thank You BSNN)
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| 2-03-03
| Ian Wolff
Posted on 02/03/2003 9:20:02 AM PST by KLT
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I just love these guys....Enjoy, my fellow Freepers...This is hysterial....
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:20:02 AM PST
by
KLT
To: Grampa Dave; sauropod; kristinn; tgslTakoma; staytrue; Angelwood; Gore_ War_ Vet; ...
Humor Ping, Y'all
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:21:23 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: KLT
LOLOLOL! Thank you so much for the chuckle!
To: KLT; Miss Marple; ABG(anybody but Gore)
Humor ping!
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:29:37 AM PST
by
Dog
To: Alamo-Girl
Glad you liked it Alamo-Girl....I thought it was great!
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:30:59 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: KLT
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:32:06 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(MUD...FReep the World!!)
To: Mudboy Slim; Brad's Gramma; SpookBrat; ohioWfan; rintense; MJY1288; Mo1
Thanks for the ping...passing that ping along big time!
To: KLT
NOT funny. ole' susie is a CRETIN!
free dixie,sw
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:43:42 AM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
To: stand watie
I call her...Susan Saranwrap...it is funny...where's your dixie sense of humor, handsome...
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:44:53 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: homeschool mama
Thank you homeschool mama.....glad you could take the time out of your schedule to do that....
FreeGards From The Socialist Republic of Noo Yawk, (Where BTW, they make homeschooling impossible, can only get a GED makes college difficult)
Karen AKA KLT
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:47:23 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: homeschool mama
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.
In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
DEMOCRAT ANSWER
Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. I really need to
feel this person's pain.
REPUBLICAN ANSWER
BANG!!!
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:48:18 AM PST
by
Mo1
(I Hate The Party of Bill Clinton)
To: KLT
i have a REALLY hard time laughing at IDIOTS. it's like kicking dogs, i.e. NOT nice!
FRee dixie,sw
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posted on
02/03/2003 9:51:49 AM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
To: KLT
Nice Hitler salute Susan. Note to celebrity would be policy wonks- be careful about extending that right hand. As soon as you do, some geek photographer will snap a pic of you.
To: KLT
BTTT!
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:14:29 AM PST
by
Travis McGee
(----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
To: stand watie
But you are nice.....hey sw...you're givin dogs a bad name.....they're much worse then any dogs....
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:16:25 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: Dialup Llama
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:19:11 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: homeschool mama
"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")
Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash the White House with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Jan Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...
(Kewl Guitar/Synthesizer Jammin')
Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed our Righteous Band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...
(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')
Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...
Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:32:23 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(MUD...FReep the World!!)
To: Mo1
My answer:
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, clink (magazine being ejected and hitting the pavement) soon followed by the sound of slide on M1911A1 going forward.
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:33:24 AM PST
by
SLB
To: KLT
Rotfl - thanks KLT!
To: Dialup Llama
Dialup:
That's exactly what I thought when I saw her hand in the air. Susan "Sieg Heil" Sarandon.
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