Well glory be! How cud I half-missed it? ;-)
I jest kinda liked the metaphor attendant to your post, the contents of airline seat pocket for our current political parties.
Evacuation card, Magazine, or Barf Bag? for
Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way (flying green chunk alert!)
Maybe that should be:
Heave, Fantacize, or Get Out.
I can't decide.